Knowing the ASS

Now that I have grabbed your attention, I would like us to talk about some social media ASS. Like, what causes ASS, the different forms...

Thanks, but no thanks: Inmate rejects Obama’s clemency offer

Since 2002, Jones, 50, has been serving time in a low-security federal prison in Beaumont, Texas, for dealing cocaine. He's set to get out...

How Boiled Green Maize Presence of Beautiful Girls Helped Avert a School Strike

By Mukurima X Muriuki Sometime back in the mid 90’s, Daniel Karaba, an unknown name in the administration of secondary schools was transferred from Njega...

“Robert Alai’s Apology to Caroline Mutoko”

Dear Caroline: I hope this letter finds you well. I want to reach out to you, and apologize for my error of judgment that resulted...

2 Kenyans Nominated for Oscars In a Dramatic Twist

In a dramatic twist, and perhaps as a proactive response to the school of thought that blacks are given a wide berth at the...

When the Headmaster beat the hell out the bum….without…

In my primary school, it was a tradition that students would gather for an assembly every Monday and Thursday. One ritual that the teachers...

‘What Donald Trump Said about Kenya’s Decision to Close Refugee Camps’

How many are in this hall? 10,000, maybe 15,000 supporters?. I am told this is the biggest audience this hall has hosted. Crooked Hillary...

David Rudisha and Mo Farah taken to custody after residents complain of “speeding objects.”

This is the statement released by Northumbria police regarding Kenya's David Rudisha and Britain's Mo Farah. "We were called to central Newcastle today after reports...

A Dream Visit to Nairobi Cut Short.

One day a few years ago, long before Roberto Baggio had missed a penalty kick that gave Bebeto and company a deserved World Cup...

Lupita Nyong’o Praises Use of Kikuyu Language As Force Awakens

The filmmakers on Star Wars: The Force Awakens resisted the temptation to use CGI characters like a Jedi resists the dark side. (Jar Jar...