The Lamborghini Lady

By MxM A few months ago, a friend invited for a barbecue. He made sure to note in the invitation text that a goat would...

How Donald Trump Fired 14 Employees Because of Their Kenyan Descent.

By Matt Rock Fourteen employees of Donald Trump’s casinos in Atlantic City, New Jersey were fired in December 2014 , without notice,  after Trump apparently...

Lupita Nyong’o Praises Use of Kikuyu Language As Force Awakens

The filmmakers on Star Wars: The Force Awakens resisted the temptation to use CGI characters like a Jedi resists the dark side. (Jar Jar...

Knowing the ASS

Now that I have grabbed your attention, I would like us to talk about some social media ASS. Like, what causes ASS, the different forms...

David Rudisha and Mo Farah taken to custody after residents complain of “speeding objects.”

This is the statement released by Northumbria police regarding Kenya's David Rudisha and Britain's Mo Farah. "We were called to central Newcastle today after reports...

A Dream Visit to Nairobi Cut Short.

One day a few years ago, long before Roberto Baggio had missed a penalty kick that gave Bebeto and company a deserved World Cup...

Trump Bombshell: ‘Hillary Was Born In Kenya. I Have Proof.’

By Marty Rudoy “Hillary Clinton was born in Kenya,” writes Donald Trump in a furious twitter storm early today. “And I have the proof.” Trump’s tweets...

Thanks, but no thanks: Inmate rejects Obama’s clemency offer

Since 2002, Jones, 50, has been serving time in a low-security federal prison in Beaumont, Texas, for dealing cocaine. He's set to get out...

How Boiled Green Maize Presence of Beautiful Girls Helped Avert a School Strike

By Mukurima X Muriuki Sometime back in the mid 90’s, Daniel Karaba, an unknown name in the administration of secondary schools was transferred from Njega...

‘What Donald Trump Said about Kenya’s Decision to Close Refugee Camps’

How many are in this hall? 10,000, maybe 15,000 supporters?. I am told this is the biggest audience this hall has hosted. Crooked Hillary...